The Matriarchy of St Olga of Kyiv is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.623 billion St Olga of Kyivians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong St Olga of Kyivian economy, worth 241 trillion Ukrainian hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 52,212 Ukrainian hryvnias, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", punitive tariffs protect local industry, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. St Olga of Kyiv's national animal is the Соловейко західний, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

St Olga of Kyiv is ranked 149,429^th in the world and 131^st in Resuscitation for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.